Alex and David spar after he
discovers Anna in the turret (2001).
should throw you off this turret."
David: "Don't even make a
joke about that, Alex. One time being thrown down a flight of stairs by you is
enough, thank you."
fussy newborn Leora to Greenlee (2003).
Anna: "She is tiny, but
she has the lungs of Kelly Osbourne."
Maggie tries to
reassure a dubious Anna when David goes missing (2002).
he's planning something for the two of you, you know, now that you're back
together- a celebration or something."
Anna: "Maybe. Maybe I
should believe in unicorns."
Anna reveals to
Liza why she can't completely sever her ties to Daivd (2002).
Liza: "God help you."
A pregnant Anna
reluctantly sates her need for calcium (2002).
you like milk?"
neither. Just be thankful you're a man."
Edmund presses David about his claim
that he can cure Maria's amnesia (2003).
David: "What I'm here for are specifics about your
Edmund: "Like what? What? The
chemical signature? The molecular signature? You want to know if it comes in
grape or cherry flavors?"
Edmund and David seal their deal for
Edmund to secretly fund the doctor's X-17 research (2003).
David: "Make sure I don't get thrown back in jail,
Edmund. They won't let me take my Bunsen burner."
Anna seems less than thrilled when
David gives her flowers (2002).
you have preferred something else? Perhaps a lizard-skin holster for your .38?"
David scoffs at Alex's plans to stay
at Wildwind (1999).
David: "You plan to hang around Weirdwind? Help the help
polish the silver. Floss the gargoyle's teeth."
Vanessa warns David about Adam
Vanessa: "I don't think you understand exactly how powerful he
David: "Even Achilles had a weakness, Mother."
Vanessa: "Don't you forget. I knew him when he was a younger
David: "Who? Achilles?"
David observes a penniless Vanessa
living well at the Valley Inn (1999).
David: "Well, well,
Mother, it looks like I owe you an apology. I once told you that you were too
old and decrepit to be a kept woman. Clearly, I was wrong."
Vanessa and David squabble
after she returns from a trip to Rio with Palmer (1999).
Vanessa: "Anyone who says chivalry is dead hasn't flown across the
world with Palmer Cortlandt. A girl could get used to that kind of life."
David: "A girl? Or a dried-up, penniless shrew?"
David consoles Gillian who has
just been rebuffed by Ryan (1998).
Gillian: "The whole world hates me."
David: "By the whole world, do you mean that tall guy with the
muscles on his forehead?"
Gillian (dejectedly): "Yeah, Ryan Lavery."
Erica brags about her effect on men
man really stops loving me."
Dimitri: "It's you humility that hooks
Erica describes how, after
choosing Jack over Mike, she felt compelled to say goodbye to Mike by having sex with him
Erica (defensively): "It was quite poignant."
Dimitri (amused): "I'm sure it was
a lot of things."
Janet and Dimitri
compare their bad deeds (1996).
Janet: "I've earned my reputation as a pariah- what
have you done?"
Dimitri: "I kidnapped
Janet: "Did you bring her back?"
Dimitri: "I almost ran
down Erica with my car."
Janet: "Will Cortlandt- need I say
Dimitri to Corvina
Dimitri: "Anton has
compassion for the sick- and no one's sicker than Kendall!"
Kendall and Dimitri
Kendall: "You could start a support group with John
Wayne Bobbitt: 'Men who love the women who cut them down to size.'"
Dimitri: "Don't you ever
get sick of yourself?"
Kendall: "Can you just pretend I don't
Edmund and Dimitri
have good news."
Dimitri: "Satan wants Kendall
back in hell?"
Edmund scolds Erica
and Dimitri for fighting (1993).
brother is right. We might as well be a couple of mongrel dogs fighting it out
in an alley."
Dimitri: "Speak for
yourself. At least I have a pedigree."
Edmund shares his mistrust of Alexandra
with Jackson (1999).
Jackson: "Let's face it, Dimitri had pretty
good instincts when it came to women."
Edmund: "You call Erica good instincts?"
Edmund puts down Ryan (1998)
Ryan: "I may not have any Pulitzers, but I am capable of a
serious thought or two."
Edmund: "And I would love to hear one
Dimitri and Edmund ask Gillian
about the state of her marriage (1998).
Dimitri: "Gillian, are the charms of
wedded life starting to wear off?"
Gillian: "Why would you ask that?"
Edmund: "The sounds of crashing
glass and breaking furniture."
Edmund and Maria
arrive at their home (1995).
Edmund: "All is quiet on the
Maria: "I don't hear any
pitter-patter of tiny pumps."
Edmund: "No, the media
goddess won't be back for a while."
Edmund to Maria, as
everyone frantically searches for Bianca (1993).
Edmund: "Bianca will be fine.
She's Erica in knee-highs- a diva in the making."
(trying to get Edmund to spill the beans about Tad and Dixie's
affair): "You were dancing around a lot of innuendo before. Please
spell it out."
Edmund: "I don't think I
can spell innuendo."
Gillian describes her bridal jitters to Alex
(2000). Gillian: "I think I have cold
An angry Gillian confuses her relationship book lingo as she blasts
Gillian: "You've wasted enough of my
time with your stupid Peter Pan boy-from-Mars syndrome."
Ryan: "My what?"
Later Gillian fills in Jake on
her fight with Ryan (1999).
Gillian: "He's from Mars and I'm from
Hungary, so it's over. I gave him his running papers."
Jake (confused): "I'm not quite following."
Gillian tells Ryan about her
new hobby (1999).
Ryan (incredulous): "You play basketball?"
Gillian: "I'm no Magic Jordan, but I'm pretty good, if I do say
Gillian tells Edmund and Mateo about Hayley and Ryan's kiss (1999).
Gillian: "Maybe I should just stay out of this and let the fries
fall where they may."
Gillian: "No, I can't eat."
Ryan is trying to comfort a
trapped Gillian after the blast at Holidays (1998).
Ryan: "Maybe now
would be a good time to tell you my pet peeve."
have a pet named Pete?"
Ryan praises Gillian for her
courage in trying to catch Lee Hawkins (1998).
Ryan: "You've got
Gillian: "What do
my intestines have to do with any of this?"
Aidan tries to
dissuage Maria from accompanying him to the Bahamas (2003).
is furious with Erica (1995). Maria: "I'm going to nail her
exfoliated, derma-lubed buns to the wall."
Aidan: "Look, where I'm going
is way too dangerous for you, Maureen."
Maria: "Oh, sure, as opposed
to my warm, cozy castle where some pyschopath is trying to use me as a lab
rat?" (They continue to argue.) Aidan: "You
know it's going to kill me if anything happens to you."
I'm going to kill you if anything happens to me."
furious with Erica (1995).
Maria: "I just want to go
home and crawl into bed and not see Erica."
Edmund: "I've made
Maria: "Like what?
Concrete swim fins in her size?."